Tuesday, December 12, 2006
That's TUBBS: Tough, Unique, Bad, Bodacious, Sassy.
Seriously. Was someone trying to be funny? Is that what this is? What the fuck else is the excuse for Colin Farrell? For his pedophile 'stache, his greasy face or his mouth breathing?
That's right, we finally saw Miami Vice. I am so sorry. It had some good looking scenes, especially considering it was shot on video. But that. Was such. Garbage. I hope Gong Li took home the big paycheck. And Jamie Foxx's hairline was nearly as annoying as the pedophile 'stache. Seriously, out of 2 hours and 20 minutes, I found Colin Farrell distracting for 2 hours and 20 minutes. It was just weird. And having seen recent pics of Don Johnson, I certainly don't think that was the way to go either, at this point. But come the fuck on, they could have tried when casting. Why did they bother making it Miami Vice? Nothing about it was even vaguely similiar save the job titles and a remixed "In the Air Tonight," at the end during the big shoot-out. Tubbs was hooked up with Trudy, Sonny buckled like a belt over a dame gone bad, it was all so out-of-character, especially the latter. In the series, he'd have kicked her ass to the curb and been over it by the end of his cigarette.
Later that weekend, however, I had some
and it helped considerably. I don't know about the movie...The King...which was interesting to say the least. I never need to see it again, but the character was, uh, well you just never knew what the fuck was going through his head or what he would do next. But it worked.
Oh yes, and there was a little of
to be had by all. That would be ...Slither, which was far more entertaining than I'd expected. A oncer, though D quite enjoyed it. I think it was already reviewed over at BSL, but Mob was equally as impressed as D. It was delightfully gross and silly all around.
Any other cupcake of the month-style photos I can post? Eh, fuck it.
Because I can.
I loathe the smell of cigarettes, yet find this inexplicably hot. I still think he would have made a damn fine Bond...