Wednesday, January 10, 2007

I knew the surgeon, so I had some idea of what the operation would look like.

As I mentioned in a previous post, last Thursday night saw D and I at The Music Box Theatre, watching The Vertical Hour.

(Be warned, minor spoilers here within; either way, I highly suggest reading the play if you do not have the means to go see it in New York City, where it is running through some time in April. The minor spoilers herein do not ruin the play--the beauty of it is all in the dialogue and the journey (jesus does that sound corny--journey? Process? Transformation? You get the idea.) that occurs by the end).



I was so tickled to get the tickets from Drew, I didn't really care if it was good. That would be cream. Hell, I wasn't even all that sure what it was about. I knew it was Broadway (not off or off-off, though I'd watch any damn one of 'em, in the event I actually lived there). I knew it was about a former war correspondent, all conflicted with her choices in life. And well, it is. But it has fantastic dialogue and everyone is wonderful. Mostly, it's these two:



And really, who doesn't know they're fabulous already? I understand people can be sumptuous and moving and whatnot onscreen and then wretched onstage. Bill Nighy is a very well established theatre actor, so it's hardly a mystery that he's mesmerizing here. One NY Times review I glimpsed, however, said he "mopped the stage with Julianne Moore," implying either she just can't keep up, isn't quite as awesome, or, perhaps that maybe Nighy was given too much room to take over.

This is so wrong, no matter the meaning.

Julianne Moore was delicious in what could have easily been an annoying role. It's true to some extent that there may be a little overshadowing. Nighy seems to emit faerie dust as he moves, but then again, that's very much in line with his character. I kneel and worship at the shrine of Julianne, but I admit to being transfixed by Nighy.

First of all, let's get the story. Moore does play a former war correspondent, Nadia. She was burned by love during the job by someone even more willing to give himself completely to the job, which she views as both heroic and painful since it also meant their relationship was nothing to him. She left the job and found a wonderful boyfriend, Philip, played by Andrew Scott. (Scott really held his own, no small feat. His role needed him to be charming and intelligent, with a small dose of wariness and misguided (?) suspicion, without being clingy or smallminded; he was more than believable as Nadia's choice for a desirable boyfriend--plus his delivery was wonderfully humorous when necessary).



And Nadia goes into academia. The opening scene involves herself and a student, Dan Bittner, who in the middle of their session, openly declares both his love for her and the psychological justification for why she probably loves him, too. She rips his psychology to shreds, claiming people only invoke Freud to make excuses. It sets the scene for what will be an intensely tumultous and emotional ride as she finally, later in the play, gets to voice all her confusion about her beliefs and wants. Especially for a feminist who loathes psychology, this would wear anyone out. She's clearly confused enough as it is (despite her confident assertiveness in every aspect of her life).

So the meat of the play begins when Philip brings Nadia home to meet his father, Oliver. First of all, he and his father don't entirely get along, though the frustrations are mostly from Philip's end. There's an odd mixture of resentment (Philip's parents had a less-than-amicable divorce, arising from the accidental death of one of the numerous women with whom Oliver was having an affair) and worship (Oliver is a highly regarded doctor, not to mention one charismatic motherfucker). So let the pyschological warfare begin. Is Oliver attempting to seduce Nadia or just subconsciously break the two of them up? Philip is prepared for both, and warns Nadia. Nadia finds this ridiculous (of course), but is intrigued by Oliver nonetheless.

She sets herself up for all the usual mindgames played between an American liberal (who staunchly defends her position that we were right to invade Iraq) and a rather passive though opinionated Brit, who quotes my subject line to her in retort. Nadia, as Oliver later puts it lovingly to Philip, "has issues." She goes around and around, defending herself and hating herself at the same time. She would be grotesquely self-righteous, but she accounts for that too, suggesting she's not any better than anyone who is lazy and ignorant to the world's troubles. Her speeches give the feel of an oft-spoken defense, as many Americans regularly find themselves doing. She's angry at the world and its laziness, at the war, at having to defend herself endlessly and vociferously. She explains her reasons for giving it all up, in an attempt at getting her private life "out of the way," and how her position in academia is not a glorified media-darling speaker.

The two characters get even more in-depth as the night wears on. Nadia and Philip retire to bed, though she knows the doctor will be up throughout the night and naturally, she seeks him out.



The beginning of the evening feels calculated, subconsciously or not, by Oliver, as he picks at her mind and questions her. It's a bizarre and vaguely weak attempt at seduction. It gradually dissolves, however, as both characters reveal truths they had either previously not realized or mostly, not cared to openly discuss. The play could easily be summed up as "a night's political conversation between two worldly and scarred people, one American and one British, aided profusely by alcohol." As Oliver says, "Five [am] is a good time for a Chardonnay."

There's a bit of a conflict when Philip rises to find that Nadia is not only not in bed beside him, but outside talking with his father. The resolution to this scene was far more interesting and not half as predictable as it would be in a movie. However, the talk Nadia has had with Philip's father change the way she views the son, mostly because she finally realizes things about herself. It's far more interesting in the play...it may be resolved with words, but the body language was what resonated with me.

And the play leaves us with Nadia back at the university, lambasting her student Terri's (Rutina Wesley) essay on the war in Iraq.



Wesley had only one scene, but she was remarkable and funny. In defending her position, she manages to explain how her boyfriend leaving her has caused her to re-think her place at the university altogether. But she's also offended that Nadia suggests she isn't separating her position on the war in Iraq from her personal troubles. (Plus she gets the line, "My boyfriend left me for a girl who looks like she eats shit with a dirty spoon!" Now I'm not sure what that even means, but goddamn it was funny).

And as their brief but intensely engaging argument ends, Nadia tells Terri that whatever she decides (as far as staying at the university), she'll be finishing out the term with a different professor. She looks out at the audience and announces she's going back to Iraq.



(And technically that photo is from the first scene, but the look is good. And no, I did NOT take these!! I merely stole them off the interweb).

If you are even minutely intrigued, I highly recommend this brief audio clip off NPR, with author David Hare. It has audio from the play! White hot! Listen! It also explains the play's title, which is a metaphor for the play itself. And this little blurb speaks far more eloquently of the play than I ever could. (I mean, duh, it's the author speaking of his own work).

And yeah, speaking of which, let's link to David Hare already. I mean, the actors do a fantastic job, but it would hardly be possible without the writer. I put a bunch more of his plays on my amazon wish list and a copy of The Vertical Hour is already on its way. (Sam Mendes seems to have helmed this well, as director, and the set design was remarkable; but if you've even gotten this far in my ranting, I'm shocked).

And I will try to write tomorrow about Les Halles, where we dined the night after. This is enough gushing for one post. But I did these two things one night after the other. January (and Drew) has been sooooo good to me.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Mr. Rabbitte, you've been collecting unemployment benefit for two years. Are you trying to tell me you can't get a job?

THIS IS AWESOME. Like...Japanese Mortal Kombat. But with young Japanese girls. In bikinis. With pies. On electronic "bulls." Thanks for this, dad!



And speaking of resorting to just about anything for money (though you KNOW there's no money involved, this is just "fun" or "cute" or something equally disturbing)...the job search doth continue. Our wee lab can stay open through next week now, it would seem. I find myself almost preferring this unstable job I love rather than taking a crap job NOW. But then my brain kicks in.

I have an interview tomorrow with a major airline (I won't tell you which one so when I get hired I can bitch about them and not worry about it biting me in the ass). It would be dealing with inbound calls for their customer benefits program. I hope I'm right in thinking it sounds fairly low on the hostile-o-meter. I mean, you always have bitches but I think this is more for Q&As. It pays a little less than what I make now but is in the range of the other things on the table. Plus, say it with me now, free flying. Space available, of course, but still. FREE FLYING. Gee, what's a huge expense that prevents me from travelling more than I'd like? Ah yes, the cost of FLYING. And in two years, my family would benefit as well (so, 99% of the people who read this). Right now it would be just myself and D.

That would start Feb 5th if I don't bunge the three hour interview tomorrow. She said the application was intense. I said the online one (which involved recalling TEN YEARS WORTH of addresses and employment) was harsh, she said watch out, baby. Watch out. Or something similar. And no, this is not the FBI I'm applying with, again, this is an airline. But yeah, I get it, I get it. As long as they only need my bloody type. I'm afraid I don't know my cats'.

Sadly, the wenches at the retail job I loathe and despise called me today and hired me. When asked when I could start, I said next Monday. You know, delay the nightmare. She said hey, that's our floorset, can you work that? So of course it's a little late for me to say, uh, fuck no. And anyone who knows what a floorset is knows the loathing. You're re-setting the entire look of the store, from the shelves and hardware, to all the crappy little outfits, to whether the hangers are wooden or plastic. It blows sweaty donkey balls the size of China. And then some. So I agreed, praying I'll have an alternate by that time. Aaaaaand it's a shift from 7pm to 3am, not that you go home automatically at 3am...you leave when you are done, and that ain't 3am.

God I hate these bitches. BIT. CHES.

The temp thing sounds vaguely promising, especially if you like your prospective employment to be merely a vague promise of something that won't make you feel like a moron. Like today. She offered me a temp thing through early Feb as a receptionist at an insurance agency. Only...uh...not only did they lose their admin person, the office manager left as well. So you won't actually have anyone, uh...training you. They do have another office manager now, but he's new, too. (She stressed that he's nice but demanding. I assume this is her way of both covering her ass and making sure she fills the position, all at once). I had to turn it down in view of tomorrow's interview (was that clause cute or awkward?), but at least this gives me hope for future positions.



Did I mention my loathing for the retail gig? And yes, beggars can't be choosers. Blahblahblah.

Monday, January 08, 2007

Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.



For anyone (like me) who has yet to see this, this is the planned Freedom Tower, taller than the original Towers and made of glass.

Awkward pause.

But it sure does look cool. They seem to think they can have it up by 2011---uh, good luck with that. Perhaps even cooler is the planned WTC train station (2009): (I guess they weren't going for subtly).



And as you can probably guess, I'm baaaaaaaaaack!

And what a nice little surprise, we left New York about twenty minutes late, which would have made things tight...then we circled the airport in Charlotte (our connection) for an hour due to turbulent winds and their use of only one runway. No problem, I thought. If there's only one runway, everything else is delayed as well. Duh. But of the two flights that did seem to make it out, the one to DFW was one of them. I should add that we were not on it at the time.

So we got to spend the night in Charlotte, NC. How exciting. I do like Charlotte, Veloute used to live there. But I really wasn't craving to go back on my own, and certainly not to spend $52 at the Quality Inn by the airport. Got into bed around midnight and caught their 4:30am shuttle to get back to the airport and get our 6:20am flight. Lots. Of. Fun. But really, it could have been so much worse. They were still having Weather (and way worse to come tonight) and lots of flights were cancelled altogether. Ours left right on time.

Way more importantly, New York City was a blast. We got in late Wednesday (10:30pm-ish, just in time before the buses stopped) and my good friend and former Tokyo flatmate Drew met us at the airport. He's currently getting his PhD from Columbia but has lived around NYC a large part of his life. He was really the best guide ever--he knew lots of details about nearly everything.

Drew had to work for a couple hours in the AM Thursday, so D and I started out at the base of the island, at Battery Park. We got to see the Statue (the free view) and watch street performers...the park and weather were gorgeous, even for being right on the water.



The Husband. We take in the view, drink coffee and people watch.



And people watching brings us to the calming notion that we are not the biggest dork tourists in New York City.



These guys were all over Battery Park. They creep me out. They are TALL. Like 10 feet. This is a PERSON dressed up, eerily moving around. Like a really creepy mime that doesn't walk.

After milling about, Drew met up with us, showed us around Wall Street...



(Drew & D)

Everything on Wall Street was insanely guarded. Large dogs, the works.

Then he took us up to Ground Zero. I'm not going to post pictures (we've all seen it), and it was disturbing to learn they are still finding bodies.

Anyhoo...We had noodles in Chinatown (favoring a restaurant called Hong Kong Station, in which Drew has yet to see a single white person). I had incredible noodles, the likes of which I've not had since living in Japan. And since Chinatown and Little Italy are right next to each other, we finished off with a couple cannoli. However fantastic, I still think the ones in Boston might win out. But they were still amazing. Damn, just eyeing all the restaurants lead me to believe that if I lived in New York City, it would be a long, long time before I got tired of Little Italy.



("What happens if you don't like duck?")



(Drew in Chinatown.)

And then as if the day wasn't good enough, in the evening we went here (just D and I, Drew's wedding present to us):



and I met Julianne Moore (I know what you're thinking! Twinkies!)



Ok, maybe not. And I realize I look goofy as shit and you can probably see me drooling, but I just had to post these. She was incredibly nice, even signing my copy of Boogie Nights (while I apologized for the "theatre faux pas" it surely was) in addition to the play bill (she and Bill Nighy signed it, it's very cool). Aaaaaaand...



Bill Nighy! As D put it, I'm a smitten kitten. I wasn't going to bother him, but he offered to take a picture! And he stopped and chatted, he was positively the sweetest man ever. He could melt anyone--I was already incredibly impressed by the performance and then in addition, he was just the classiest person.

I'll post more about the play later, it merits its own post.



And just in case you don't believe this was really New York City. (No, I did not buy one.)



The bears lived here in this building. (This is in Times Square and is, infact from Friday, but we're not concerned with sequence here at Wine When Drunk From a Mug).



And see, just to tie the subject line in, here is the building from Ghostbusters, where the big final scene takes place. (And I would have never even thought about it unless Drew had brought it up!) This was Saturday, while visiting Midtown and Central Park.



This cracked me up...seems to occur in the really rich neighborhoods. Hmmm...



And towards the end of Thursday (after lunch but before the play), here we are in Washington Square Park. Look! Behind us! The Empire State Building that we didn't visit!



Ok, time to make dinner. And for some strange reason I seem to be jonesing (no pun intended) for some Sex and the City. Even D says he wants to watch more of it now. Haha!

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

I don't want to go to breakfast with you, it's...dark out.



One last post before heading off to New York City. And it's STILL dark out. In our aim to take one car to the airport, I had to get up with D at 4:30 in the cunting morning to take him to work and then come back here for a 9am interview. I won't bother writing about the interview because it's at an old retail job I've worked at off and on for several years. Every time I think I'm out...yeah, you know the rest. Whatever. A job's a job and if I can know I have something waiting for me Monday morning, I think I'll enjoy NYC a whoooooole lot more. Not that I'm terribly worried about enjoying it.

Ah yes, and the end of January has turned into, "Uh, yeeeah...you might wanna call when you get back before you come in." You know, since the doors may be locked. This Friday is the end of a pay period and the next pay period is on shaky ground to say the least. Which is what everyone wants to hear. So today may indeed be my last day. Later, bastards.



But very much looking forward to NYC, we leave late this afternoon and get in before midnight. Drew actually lives in Manhattan; he's getting his PhD at Columbia so he lives close to the university. I'm still eating at Bourdain's Les Halles, unemployment be damned. (Though to be honest, Cinema Mark and I agree No Reservations is somewhat lacking. The voice-over is terribly forced; the best bits are on-camera and usually when he's eating or discussing the food itself. I get that it's a travel channel and that's neat, but there's something about Anthony Bourdain talking about The Troubles I find a wee bit pretentious. Anyhoo. Doesn't mean his restaurant won't be faboo). And tomorrow night will have us seated quite close as we watch Julianne Moore in The Vertical Hour. VERY excited.



So sure she'll be off that night or something, so I'm trying not to get too excited. At that price you're damn right I want Margo Channing and not some Eve Harrington understudy. (Not that I paid; these are Drew's wedding gift to us since he was forced to pull out of the wedding and of being a bridesmaid at the last minute due to the pricks who run his program at Columbia).

Drew also warned us that we might want earplugs. He loves his neighborhood, it's very friendly. But it's Latino and the volume has no equal. I bet I can take it.

I'm also still betting I find NYC more daunting than Tokyo. I know one has 8 million and one has 30 million, but somehow 8 million Americans are way scarier than 30 million Japanese. We shall see. I am definitely looking forward to it, I have not been since 1998. And as best as I can tell, I wasn't all that concerned about money back in 1998. I recall riding the ferry out to Ellis Island AND going up in the Empire State Building, both of which are hideously expensive. I went with Jean Fitzgerald (aka The Temple of Doom at the wedding!), and I'm pretty sure I didn't let her pay for everything! But a trip up in Empire St Bldg? How about $18 a pop? As my dad pointed out, perhaps they raised the price once they became the tallest building in NYC again. Ouch. So yeah, gonna give that a miss. And some route we'll be taking at some point passes right by the Statue of Liberty, so we can check that off as well.

And my favorite New York band, Black 47, takes off the beginning of the year! Figures. Oh well, next time.

I don't anticipate being able to blog over the weekend, so I'll be back Monday at some point! I'm sure I'll have lots of pictures, just no lab to print them in! (sniff!)

Sunday, December 31, 2006

It's even better when you help.

This morning I wrapped up a film called Winter Passing, which I had rented on a whim while trolling for 2006 releases. Most of the time, if you haven't heard of it, there's a reason. But truthfully it wasn't that bad. It starred Zooey Deschanel and Ed Harris, and a very odd (but very good) role for Will Farrell. I guess he's not so bad. The movie was totally forgettable, but not necessarily bad. Pleasantly mediocre. (Ouch). Especially if you like bleak and depressing. And then there was...



To Have and Have Not. I love re-watching all my B&W favorites now that they're on DVD and I have a TV that kicks ass. However, I should note that this was the very first time I'd even seen To Have and Have Not. I know, I've just embarrassed my entire family. Oh well. Obviously, I really liked it. The ending was way easier than I expected...what can I say, I've been conditioned to expect the melodrama of Casablanca. But damn Lauren Bacall was smoky! I mean, they certainly were as a couple as well, but damn! I read in the imdb trivia that her role was originally much smaller and the other woman was supposed to be his love interest. But due to the public interest in their off-screen affair, her role was significantly increased. Score for her.

Anyway. Damn.

Off for more movie-viewings...

Saturday, December 30, 2006

He told me he's got a face on his dick.

Alex saves the day!!



My sister has sent me my very own copy of Kamikaze Girls, on the way, to help balance out the shittiness of being unemployed and desperately searching for work. Screw those Netfuckers.



I may be unemployed very soon, but by god, I'll be watching some good shit.



I have no idea where I'd be without cool sisters.



Speaking of which, time to go nibble gingerbread cho from Vermont!! *drools* (even though it is right in front of her).

Australia. What fresh hell is this?



So I finally got around to watching The Proposition last night. "That's not from The Proposition!" you say. "Bite me," says I.

Well hmmm. I appear to be the only one out there who hadn't seen it yet AND...yes, the only one who hated it. It was gorgeous, I give it that. And it successfully made everyone totally filthy, way to go. (Which is why you'll take the hot Guy Pearce & tiger cub pic and you'll like it).

And if in my ramblings I inadvertently give something away, I apologize. If you haven't seen it and plan to, I might not read this paragraph (or two). I won't go into details, if that helps. Every. Single. Person. Sucked. Wait, wait, wait. Yes, I can watch a film wherein I don't like anyone, but seriously, I didn't empathize with anyone, except Emily Watson and Ray Winstone, who is the good guy, I guess? And dude! Don't they know that Emily Watson rape scenes are a -1,000 points right there? What the fuck? Granted it was a tame-ish rape scene (what the hell am I saying??) and the ending went the right way, but how was this not a totally predictable and loathsome film? As soon as she put on that Christmas dress and made everything all pretty I thought, "You're so getting raped." And while Westerns may have a hard time surprising us, this one had nothing redeeming to offer in exchange. I just fucking hated it. It had absolutely nothing going for it. I adore Guy Pearce and Emily Watson, but I've got about ten other films apiece should I need a fix.

I thought the characters were ok, but again, didn't give two shits about anyone. The story was obvious from start to finish. I felt no tension (and again, did I mention how much I DIDN'T CARE) and while normally gore and violence are great by me so long as the story is actually good, here it was just distracting. Like they spent all their time on the blood instead of the story (and imdb.com backs me up here: Nick Cave finished the script in three weeks! It FEELS like it! Sorry, Nick Cave.) Instead I just dreaded the end I knew was coming, which, although suitable, came a little too late for my taste.

Why didn't I just post a review on Big Suck Loser, you ask? Well, first of all, skincarver already did and loved it (9/10, sorry!), and also because I don't think this is really a "review", but more of a "bitchrant".

I wanted to watch Kamikaze Girls again, but NetFUCKERS sent me a CRACKED copy. So instead you get to read my bitchrant.

Also watched Why We Fight, which was decent. Far less "fair and balanced" than I'd heard (they had ONE dude every once in a while state a view from the other side), but since I agree with it of course I'm going to like it.

And D didn't hate The Proposition the way I did. He thought it was ok but doesn't need to see it again. So there's fair and balanced for you.

Friday, December 29, 2006

Back up in your ass with the resurrection.

Ah, all rainy this morning. I'm having my americano, austin radio (KGSR...and just for me they are playing Not Ready to Make Nice) and



for breakfast. Cat tongues! Yuuuuummmmm.

Good thing it's raining, that really drives the business in. (Please read with sarcasm font). As Donna says, it's like having movie day in school. If we had a TV, I'd so put on Lady & the Tramp and just be done with it.

D tilled up the yard yesterday (backyard). So excited to play. We have to wait a little for things to die and then rake it out. I want to buy an evergreen tonight to plant against the fence...our neighbors' backyard (who, in their defence (ha ha! get it?) we rarely see and are quite pleasant) is just so right there. If everyone ends up in their backyards at the same time it's weird to pretend no one's there. So here come a few evergreens...

Ooh, and I was over at J's house yesterday late afternoon and I got to experience his audio/video set-up. He has an actual video projector, so he built himself a little theatre, complete with some of the sweetest speakers (which he got through a trade at work) and a genuine screen (made from formica, bought at Home Depot!), measuring around 5 ft by 12 ft and then masked for the proper proportions. The audio is what really does it for me (and apparently it's not too loud outside).

We watched all the best bits of Moulin Rouge! and OH. MY. GOD. I forgot, that's all there is to it. I simply forgot how crucial the best audio and video are for that film. I mean, it's great when viewed normally, but oh! When viewed as in a theatre...I was completely sober and it almost made me cry how gorgeous it looked and sounded. (Plus it was a couple feet from my face). I could never afford that stuff, nor do I have his connections, but nothing's stopping me from visiting all the time! (Actually, while he only lives ten minutes from me, neither of us is ever home).



Ok, I'm off to go endure "Well, I guess I'll pick those up next year!" jokes.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

I got a meeting with the Bobs in a couple of minutes.

I couldn't settle on an image to really embody the emotion of recent days, so I just chose two.



(found by googling images for "teen angst") and then



This one's more me, though.



So we're going out of business. By declaring bankruptcy. Which means everyone is going to hate us (vendors we use, that is). We're not coming out (so to speak) until next week when the paperwork really goes through. But that makes ordering stuff in the meantime awkward. We have to start sending people elsewhere for most products and services, save the lab itself, which is really my department. So the lab is still operating (and becoming the one sound source of revenue), but the ship is on its way down very, very soon.

And I need to get the fuck off.

This involves searching (desperately) for jobs. At least maybe I can score something closer to home. Even if it pays less, time and gas are a consideration, too.

Flying out to New York City next week has me a tad nervous, but it's not like I was going to be getting paid during that time anyway. Also, all my little freelance trivia for a local theatre has been adding up and it's nice that I can say, "Ok, pay me please!" and voila. So that helps a little.

But I will be sad to be working elsewhere. After all, Cinema Mark and I have the Starbucks people here trained beautifully. They even know which is mine and which is his. And they call me Sarah. I never meant for them to learn my name, but that's just the name I give when I order their coffee (ok, it's also my pizza ordering name). I just loathe their sleazy facade of friendliness and the pretense that they really are my buddy by forcing their employees to both learn and call me by name. So ha! I win. And luckily Mark has learned not to be confused in the early AM when they ask him if Sarah wants her usual.

And the Chick-fil-A lady knows I like the Polynesian Sauce with my chikin minis! And she's just so pleasant.

I know, you're going to argue that the turn-around at those places means we'd be training new people to our whims and desires all over again in a month anyway. But the point is I get to bitch about it now.

And not to mention I don't really have to deal with people much, I can crank up the Austin radio, I like what I do and (most of) the people I work with...I can basically come and go at will...losing these things will suck. I kinda loathe the idea of finding a whole new job and learning their particular set of office politics all over again. Fuck's sake.

And to make matters worse (or better?) I finally got a date and time from my Austin friend Don on David Lynch's Inland Empire. It's coming to Austin via the Austin Film Society and he'll be showing it personally. It's a fucking Wednesday. I'm looking forward both to the excuse I'll have to conjure up at my new job and the drive (three hours there and back) itself. Thanks, David.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

You may be the universe's butt-puppet, but I'm its right-hand fist of fate. And tonight... accounts are comin' due.

If anyone needs me, I'll be drinking and watching



and



and

.

Wonderfalls makes almost anything better. (Except for like, two episodes that kinda fall flat).

Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well.

Well it would appear that my job is hanging by a thread, what good holiday cheer. The owner is meeting with bankruptcy lawyers this next week or the one after, like it matters. It would seem the time frame is anywhere from one to six months. The personnel manager told me that if I needed to give no notice that was okay by him. Well jesus, that's scary. But good to know I guess. Later, fuckers! I wish.

Apparently the PM has been fielding phone calls from debt collectors for about a year now. He said they're actually fairly easy to handle. You say you're sending money and they're happy. And you know, you do actually send them a little something. He said, however, that it had gotten a little different lately. A lot of places, including Kodak, have started farming out those jobs to foreign countries. So lately, Shayeev has been calling and harrassing PM for money.

S: "You said you were going to send two checks and you have not."

PM: "No, I said I was going to send two if I could. I sent the first one last Monday and I haven't been able to send the second one yet."

long pause

S: "This is a broken promise."

PM is thrown, tries not to giggle.

S: "We need the other check."

PM: "Well, there's not a whole lot I can do about it right now."

S: "You are going to end up on credit hold."

PM: "Ooooooh, credit hold."

S: "Sir, I don't think you're taking this very seriously."

PM: "What are you going to do, take away my birthday?"

So I guess after a year you kinda stop caring. This place couldn't be more of a sinking ship. At this point, it's just a matter of who gets off first. They asked Cinema Mark to take next week off to make that deadish week a little less painful. (Though more painful for me if anyone had cared to ask!) They tried to get me to take an extra day which, while days off sure are fun, they don't really pay the bills. And I reminded them that I'll be gone for two days next week...when I'm in New York, bitches! I just hope I'm not too depressed about my job to enjoy it.

I'm eating at Les Halles and watching Julianne Moore (assuming it doesn't close) and work can bite me.

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Well, I'm sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples.

Well a very happy Christmas Eve to all. We already have a fire going, which is nice. It even looks all snowy-ish outside, so exciting for little Denton, TX. I mean, it WON'T, I don't think there's even a mouse fart of a chance, but it's cloudy and therefore I can pretend and no one can stop me.

In my spare time here on Christmas Eve morning, my lack of something more constructive to do had me googling images for "Merry Bloody Christmas," and well, here you go.



Or would you rather I just be trite and normal?



Yesterday I watched Little Miss Sunshine, and I'm glad I went in with lowish expectations. It had its moments and was at least a oncer. Toni Collette is always worth watching though I did feel she went a bit un-used here. Greg Kinnear was great...especially since he had by far the most loathsome character to play.

Also saw Leonard Cohen: I'm Your Man (I know, so xmassy in both cases). Now that was good. Except I don't think anyone should cover "I'm Your Man," it just doesn't work. Nick Cave did it and.....eh no. But all the rest of the tributes (don't worry, Nick Cave did another one and it was great) were excellent.

But I'm being more xmassy today and have already watched The Lemon Drop Kid, which is certainly one of my faves for the holidays. I think the winner by far is easily The Man Who Came to Dinner, and I'm waiting to sling that one on til I crack the champagne open around 1. Hey, we cracked open the port, red wine and cheese and snausages around two yesterday! I have to cram in all my alochol since we leave at nine tomorrow for the in-laws...

And speaking of being medicated for the holiday, I bought serious meds for Bourdain finally, who has now twice shat and barfed on the road (though I didn't take him this last time...and yet, I still got to clean him up in the bathroom...wait a minute)! And no, we're not stupid, we did try to drug him this last time. The not-my-favorite vet suggested children's Benodryl. Cherry or grape? Neither for Bourdain, thanks. He ate maybe half (in whatever wily way D tried to sneak it in) and it did fuck-all. So I went to my real vet (who still remembers me!) and he gave me these things that will knock him the fuck out for six hours. And they're fifty cents each!! (Uh, can I have one?) So basically they are cheaper than the Benodryl AND they work. Weird.

And back to the in-laws, it sounds as if they'll be moving to Fort Worth in March, so at least this may be the last trip to Tyler. We won't be having any family get-togethers for the holidays I hope (two very nice families, two very different families), but it will certainly make the drive easier.

And in closing, one of my favorite holiday songs...(and while we're at it, why can't I look or sound like this? Do I need to get a piano first? What? Why are you looking at me like that?) And best of all, the person who uploaded this added "No copyright infringement intended." Is that what we're doing now?

I hope to post before leaving for Tyler. We'll see how much the drink affects my typing. Off to watch Scrooged, the title got me in the mood.

Friday, December 22, 2006

Spaghetti-Os with meat.

D and I went to Interlochen last night, which is the neighborhood in Arlington most famous for their lights. It totally lacked any shred of the imagination on 42nd Street in Austin (do I have the street right?). Some were ok, but mostly I just salivated over the houses. There were throngs of people out to see them (they say don't even think about going on the weekends) and even police to direct traffic. I guess it's pretty big within the metroplex. But to the people of Interlochen, and really, to anyone who decorates their yard, I have one thing to say:

Just stop it:







I mean, seriously. These angel/baby things just creep me the fuck out.

And Santa on a motorcycle is just not anywhere near as funny as you'd like it to be. Certainly not enough to put a whole inflatable (which are so wrong to begin with) up. I think if you are going to put up an inflatable, your house itself has to be at least ten times the size of the inflatable. That would be the only thing that could distract from something that tacky.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Nine years of ballet, asshole!

What a long, long week.

YouTube really does have everything. I have no idea if this is even funny, but for me (and anyone in my immediate family), it's pure nostalgia.



And just for my mom...



And yet somehow they didn't have Gas Station Washroom. How is that possible?

My job is hardly rocket science. Shit, putting a toy rocket together would be harder. But now that the five people who work here have shifted in responsibilities somewhat, it leaves me to do absolutely everything in the lab by myself. And this time of year it's enough to do someone in.

Last night I got a weird desire to listen to Cats, which in turn makes me want to see Jeffery. In any case, I think wanting to listen to Cats is surely a sign of approaching the nervous breakdown edge.

And I'm %^&$^* hungry right now. Where the hell is my pizza!

Sunday, December 17, 2006

I just want to find a fish who isn't afraid of my dark chocolate layer... and of course she'd have to love my cookie too.

To make up to Veloute for snickering at Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (giggle), my subject line is from One Fine Day. It didn't make my 100 embarrassing list, but eh...you know, if it was already ooooon...well, I might not change the channel...*hides* (Though I would still love to see both children in that film slowly tortured to death).

So far I bought Christian a swing. Hey, he needed "environment!" I tried to get him going with some ladies...I tried to hug this one slut and she was all "ugh!" so then I tried to flirt with this guy (hey, it let me! And you haven't seen Christian, what a swinger!) and he lost points!!! I surely hope you CAN flirt with a guy on this thing and score. Otherwise I'll be pissed.

But so far he's quite happy on the toilet, in his bed and with his hunger. And he makes 280 a week. Hmph. I gotta score him a hotter job. At least he's got the swing. But considering his aspiration is 'romance,' it may be dry for C for a while...

Anyhoo, #5. I know I said "from childhood up til now," but I will make this exception as far as specifics go, though I'm sure the trend irritated me as a youngster, though I can think of no specific example from that era. Even the Olsen twins were "actors."

#5. Dumb #$^$% shitheads who are "celebrities" for no fucking reason whatsoever.



I mean, seriously. Who the fuck is this and why do I know her name? No, REALLY. WHAT THE FUCK CAN SHE DO?? Lip sync and vomit? She has money? At least Britney Spears can supposedly "sing;" Lindsay Lohan can supposedly "act!" Paris Hilton is one of the ugliest, most vapid twats I've seen come across my computer screen in...shit, EVER. I hate to even discuss it as I prove my own point that she has succeeded in her ultimate dream to infiltrate the public mind. Money is the one and only reason she's NOT the podunk town whore you pay someone else ten bucks so you can do her in the ass with a bag on her head. She's THAT UGLY!! YES, HIT THE UGLY TREE AND HIT EVERY BRANCH ON THE WAY DOWN!! And she ALWAYS has that goddamn mouth-breathing high-off-her-ass expression.

I would easily part with considerable sums of money to personally pummel her face with brass knuckles cause I'm so GODDAMN SICK OF LOOKING AT IT.

Whoa, I'm sorry. Are these coming across as harsh?

Anyway. #6.

#6. Trailers that are better than the movie.

When I first started working at Carmike, I was taught this lesson courtesy of Great Expectations and One Night Stand.

So here are my big three hopefuls for the season...and I'm hoping they don't fall under #6.

The Painted Veil

looks so steamy and depressing!

Notes On a Scandal

It's not going to end well, is it?

The Good German

Yum. Just yum.

And having seen it, I added this to my top ten of the year, but I warn you the trailer is way preachier (and more gooey) than the actual movie. (Could be a variation on complaint #6)...

Friday, December 15, 2006

I'll join this conversation on the proviso that we stop bitching about wigs, dresses, bust sizes, penises, drugs, night clubs and bloody Abba!

So recently my dad asked the three of us (daughters) to compile our top 100 list of movies we could watch over and over again. This is a fairly embarrassing list (in my case, anyway). As Alex pointed out, we can't really count the Breaking the Waves types among them. Great stuff, but it's hardly go-to material. And having seen all the lists, I finally made my final list.

If it's in italics, then the three daughters all agree. (Since we're all Generation X (uh, aren't we?), it's categorically interesting?) If it's in bold, then all three daughters AND the father agree...

And it's in no order whatsoever. Cause I said so. And I picked pictures for whatever I found that was cool. So there.

Oooh, and if I put **** around it, then it's in my absolute top 10 for go-tos; it's just a question of what I grab first.

1. Watership Down
**2. The Breakfast Club**
3. Bringing Up Baby
4. Goodfellas
5. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
6. Die Hard
7. Amateur
8. Nina Takes a Lover
9. Only You
10. A Fish Called Wanda


11. Fierce Creatures
12. Lonesome Dove (Alex started it! And I would only need one bathroom break!) (ahem, this is in reference to the fact that it's supposed to be movies-only, but we uh, kinda cheated a little)
13. Horror Express
14. That Thing You Do!
15. Four Weddings and a Funeral
16. What's Up, Doc?
17. The Full Monty
**18. Thelma & Louise**
19. Strange Days
20. Romancing the Stone



21. The Silence of the Lambs
22. The Goodbye Girl
23. Lost In Translation
**24. Working Girl**
25. Ghostbusters
26. Dead Poets' Society
27. Clueless
**28. After Hours**
29. Strictly Ballroom
30. Pretty In Pink



**31. Streets of Fire**
32. Mystic Pizza
33. Being There
34. Charade
35. The Man Who Came to Dinner
36. The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
37. The Secret of NIMH
38. My Dinner With Andre
39. Amadeus
40. Planes, Trains and Automobiles




41. Parenthood
42. Christmas In Connecticut
43. L.A. Confidential
44. Casablanca
**45. Bandits (German)**
46. The Lemon Drop Kid
47. To Kill a Mockingbird
48. Time After Time
49. The Professional
50. All About Eve



51. Go
52. American Psycho
53. Boogie Nights
**54. Kicking and Screaming (1995)**
55. The Last Days of Disco
56. Jeffrey
57. Pretty Woman (you all have permission to BITE ME)
58. Frankie & Johnny
59. Mononoke Hime
60. Ghost World



61. Adventures in Babysitting
62. Closer (I am so alone)
63. Contact (yup, Jodie Foster)
64. Grosse Point Blank
65. Home For the Holidays
66. In Good Company
67. The Limey
**68. Living Out Loud**
69. Moulin Rouge!
70. Office Space



71. Party Girl
72. Meet the Feebles
73. Kamikaze Girls
**74. Midnight Run**
75. Say Anything
76. Secretary
77. Heat
78. The Joy Luck Club
79. La Strada
80. Bangkok Hilton (a miniseries, but maybe 4 hrs? so good)



**81. Bridget Jones' Diary**
82. La Vita e Bella
83. The Fugitive
84. Raiders of the Lost Ark
85. Stand By Me
86. Mulholland Drive
87. The Linguini Incident
88. It Happened One Night
89. Beauty and the Beast
90. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead



91. Peter's Friends
92. The 25th Hour
93. Don't Bother to Knock
94. Sense and Sensibility
95. Pride and Prejudice (the Colin Firth one, der)
96. Saved
97. Big
98. When Harry Met Sally
99. Sleepless In Seattle
100. Real Genius



Wow. Holy shit. While there were a TON of things that 3 of us agreed upon out of 4, the one and only thing we all had on all our lists was Priscilla. Correct me if I'm wrong!!



So that's how it is in their family...