Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?

Whoops, poor little Lindsay Lohan. Turned herself in last week only to get busted and booked last night. Way to be a role model. Way to not learn from the Paris Hilton debacle. Oh well, I can't say I've really ever been much of a fan. (But if you're going to drive around drunk chasing your ex-assistant, let's not have coke in our pockets, shall we?)



The Daily Show sent me my ticket reminders today, so I printed it out at work like it told me to. Then I carried it shamelessly around the floor, willing someone to notice. But no one A) noticed B) cared. My co-workers suck.

We watched Bridge to Tarabithia last night. Meh. Disappointed. I expected there to be a little more fantasy to it. It was definitely decent but it could have been so much more.

I have a big craving for the pinwheel beef/cheese numbers from Central Market. I'm off to go whine and make D take me.

Oh, and the YouTube debates? HMM. I guess it was remotely different than the usual. I had to keep taking breaks to walk out of the room, it was kind of annoying. As those things will be...everyone vacillating between ATTACK and ASS-KISS mode with the other candidates gets revolting. I still have a soft spot for Gravel after seeing his YouTube ad my dad sent me. Right on. (I'm sure you've all seen it by now, but what the hell).