Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Shit man, we're seniors now man. We're too old for that kind of shit.

See? There, there, all better. Like the ass never happened. (Unless you scroll down, of course).

Thank fuck tomorrow's my Friday, that's all I can say. I need to weed my jasmine. There's this WEED thing that has invaded it and continues to throttle it. And the bitch of it is that it has clearly staked out JUST the area of the yard containing the jasmine. GO AWAY, UGLY WEED THING. It's probably something the previous owner deliberately planted. They planted a lot of ugly shit.

And why do they sell stuff here they KNOW won't survive? My wandering jew is definitely on the way out. It's really trying but I'm afraid it's a lost cause. August has really turned nasty, so much for a mild summer.

Way more importantly, what came out today, boys and girls? Why, only


Don't tell anyone, but not only have I yet to see it but I forgot to time my Netfux to get it shipped on Monday. Now I have to wait like all the other bastards. I'll get to it. Then I can have a big Inland Empire night. I'm actually afraid I won't like it. It will be another Lost Highway. I try so hard every three years to like Lost Highway. It starts out great and then...the last third is just the worst. The only movie I've tried harder to understand is probably Raising Arizona. At this point I still want to like Lost Highway but I accept (welcomingly) that RA is just not my thing and never will be.


Skylers Dad said...

When you first said "weed my jasmine", I thought it was a hygiene reference.

Thank God I read further...

Veloute said...

Can't. stop. laughing.

Ellen Aim said...

SkyD: omg, appalling and funny all at once. I promise I will never ever write about "my jasmine." Or weeding it. Yikes.

Vel: Perv.

Veloute said...


MacGuffin said...

Jasmine? That does sorta have a nice ring to it.

Ellen Aim said...

Vel: And they wonder where I get it.

MacG: I don't think I can talk about jasmine with a straight face anymore.