Saturday, August 09, 2008

I prefer being a plaintiff, but a defendant's nice too. I get a martyr glow.

Mother fucker. I am out of practice. I went on with one minute left on my Ally McBeal box set, it was up to $100.99. I put in $176 and then, at three motherfucking seconds left to go, they stole it back and it went off at $177.76. Those cocksuckers.

As D put it, "You bid $176 and someone beat you?"

I still think it's not a bad price for five seasons, but yes, someone fucking beat me. Cock stain.

Anyhoo. We watched a good bit of the Olympics opening ceremonies tonight, it was more mesmerizing than I would have expected. I just wish they had refrained from showing Bush quite so much. He always has that goddamn fucking smug smirk on his fucking weasel face...just want a shot to ring out so badly...not that it really matters at this point, I suppose.

I haven't watched the Olympics in years. I asked Tivo to tape the diving and gymnastics for me, good times.

7 comments:

Mob said...

Goddamned eBay snipers, stealing shit at the last minute.

Goddamned lack of Olympics snipers.

Ellen Aim said...

I know, right? The fuck's wrong with people! Buncha savages in this town...

SkylersDad said...

I loved the opening this year! I can't decide what impressed me more, 2008 drummers all perfectly together, or the LED scroll.

Veloute said...

eBay snipers suck.

Oh god, that smurk. It sets my TMJ off.

Triana said...

I miss Ally McBeal. I'd watch with you! I loved the older episodes. Well and any episode with Billy and his entourage of blonde girls. Hilarious.

Ellen Aim said...

Skyler'sD: The LED scroll was pretty impressive, gotta say...

Vel: except when i'm the sniper.

Tri: Dude, thank you! no one gets that show.

Veloute said...

Well, that is totally different.