Much thanks to my friend J who directed me toward the newest Die Hard 4 trailer. It's not the teaser! Apple.com doesn't have it (as of now). Quality is lacking, but it rules. As he put it, "Come up to the theatre, it'll be up in 20 minutes!" I'm sure the sound adds tremendous cool points.
**Ah, but let me do you the service he was kind enough to provide me: Watch out: Kevin Smith is, indeed, in the trailer. **ACTING.** Consider yourself warned. *facepalm*
It comes out for 4th of July weekend which ties in nicely with my birthday. Sold.