Saturday, October 11, 2008

They're all going to laugh at you!

Um. Uh oh.



Let's say it together: "Worst. Poster. Ever." (Click on it to make the awfulness that much bigger.)

Go Fug Yourself said it best:It's like the people who made the film read the book and got to the approximately 403,328 pages about how flawlessly gorgeous Edward (the fussy vampire boyfriend played by Robert "Cedric Diggory" Pattison here) is and looked at each other and were like, "Let's skip that part."AND WHY? It seems to me that the crux of the attraction of a book/movie about a super hot vampire boyfriend would be THE SUPER HOTNESS. And the other thing is that CEDRIC DIGGORY IS HOT ALREADY! It's like they've DE-HOTTED HIM against ALL REASON.

She goes on.

But word. May have to skip that movie...

7 comments:

Veloute said...

That is THE most awkward looking poster I have seen in a long time.

Ellen Aim said...

No shit. It looks like someone's gonna get raped in a dark alley, kwim?

Triana said...

YES. That's IT!

Oh the horror. I'm so going to hate myself when I go see it. Maybe I can wait until the DVD and watch it some night at like 1 a.m., in the dark, in a closet where NO ONE WILL KNOW.

Ellen Aim said...

As long as no one can smell our popcorn in the closet, we'll be ok.

Veloute said...

We're going to need a big closet.

Raped in a dark alley. I'm sick, but I can not stop laughing.

Ellen Aim said...

I think we'll all fit in mine. Gotta move some shoes.

Well, it's that mouth-breathing LOOK on her face...wtf??

MacGuffin said...

Pretty damn lazy work, graphic design wise. Doesn't even rise to the level of mediocrity.