Monday, October 13, 2008

I'm bored. I'm going to go take my disco nap.

It is soooooooooo nice outside. I wish I was not here.

I also wish I didn't have to revise my personal's depressing me with its awfulness.

Ten more days til I can get the hell out of here. I wonder if Veloute will play a little game with me while we're there...

Take a drink when...

Riker swears - two drinks; three if it's 'hell'; whole beer if he
asks 'what the hell is going on'

Riker walks forward as if he's trying to knock an imaginary door
down with his forehead.

A female character has flawless makeup after she's been through the

Picard straightens his uniform

Data's innards are revealed

Data uses his strength

Data is cut off mid sentence - two drinks if it's a list of

Data gripes about his inability to perceive human emotion

Geordie's visor is taken or knocked off

Georgie gets bitched out for faulty engine, warp drive, etc.

Beverly can't figure out some bizarre medical problem

Deanna senses something really shocking

Deanna gives us Betazoid insight into something really obvious

O'Brien has a line (this gets brutal after the third season - weak
drinkers may pass)

A crew member drinks - two if it's Picard; three if it's Picard
drinking tea; four if the tea is identified as Earl

A bridge officer is shown in casual clothes (one drink per scene,
per officer) = two drinks if it's Beverly in a
sweater; two drinks if it's Picard in his chest
revealing bedwear.

A bridge officer appears in dress uniform (one drink per scene, per

Every time somebody is addressed by his or her first name - two if
there's some kind of sexual tension going on.

Every time they use transporter room three.

A shuttle craft seems like an unsafe place to be.

Somebody reads a book.

Somebody preaches the Prime Directive - two if it's NOT Picard

Somebody preaches about Humanity's Unique Potential

Picard has an accident or is attacked - two drink; three if it
draws blood

Picard is possessed - four drinks

An 'old earth saying' is brought up - two if Data has to have it
explained to him.

Patrick Stewart tries to speak French

Wesley talks back to his Mom.

Somebody implies that Ten Forward is a Happening Place

They fade for an advertisement playing the 'ominous horns'

Klingon is spoken - two drinks per scene in which Klingons are
alone and have no obvious reason to speak English
but do anyway.

Each scene in which a nifty new Romulan ship is shown

There's a token alien in the background with no lines - two if it's
a Vulcan.

Yellow Alert - one drink
Red Alert - two drinks
Intruder Alert - three drinks

Another Captain or Star Fleet Command officer is on screen.

There's a countdown

Every time a bridge command is handed over

The Enterprise crew avoids a confrontation instead of blasting

Each scene in which the Enterprise actually fights (shots must be
fired) - two drinks.

Whole beer whenever the saucer section separates.

They contact somebody on the communicator/intercom without going to
a panel or touching anything.

A communicator isn't working or is blocked - two if it's out of

New Trek contradicts a fact from Old Trek (Unfortunately, players
may be too drunk to adjudicate this rule)


Veloute said...


I am so there, but I am afraid I will not live through one episode.

Maybe if we eat a big meal before hand, I'll be able to hold my own.

Oh god, this will be way too fun.

Triana said...

Ooo!! I don't have enough booze or alcohol tolerance to play this game, but good one!

You guys better take tons of pictures!

Ellen Aim said...

Vel: We will eat something very greasy and lots of bread. And we will probably still make it through only one episode.

Triana: We will take pictures BEFORE the drinking game, to be sure.

Veloute said...

Yes, BEFORE. I might call you, though XD

Yeah, honestly, I could eat all the bread in the universe and I might not make it to the end of one episode.