Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot.

Imdb.com only confirms it's being made (not that their word is gold anyhoo), but here's a really depressing film rumor.

*facepalm*



(Since when the hell is the Damion weasel 36, anyhow?)

And no, I don't completely loathe him as much as I used to. But come on.

On a completely different note, I also stumbled across this totally immature joke. I laughed.

4 comments:

Veloute said...

Matt Damon??!!

I can't see it. I am afraid. Very, very afraid. But I do want a new Star Trek movie.

Blancodeviosa said...

ahahaaa.... funny. as for damon?? i am confused. who the fuck would put matt in star trek.. bleh.. i think he is a great actor and all but come on!

daveyyojimbo said...

damon lacks the captain kirk mojo i think.

Ellen Aim said...

Vel: I want one too, but there are already so many MST3K-suitable flicks out there...

Blanco: Trey Parker and Matt Stone would put Damon in Star Trek. Perfect joke.

Davey: D tried so hard to use The Bourne Identity to give Damon ass-kicking credentials. But without Kirk Mojo, ass kicking is just ass kicking. Put it in a Star Trek uniform and oooh, just embarrassing.