So I love that it's happy hour in downtown Fort Worth, and I am totally on my own, laughing hysterically at random blog posts. Avoid the crazy girl.
I was getting an especially large kick out of this post from a fellow Westerner living in Japan.
I should also probably warn you that I couldn't get it to select that exact post, so I had to search "titties" and then link from there. So all the following posts after it involve, yes, "titties." You're welcome.