I'm trying not to take this the wrong way:
Waiter: "Has anyone helped you?"
Me: "Well, someone took my drink order."
Waiter: "Was it a margarita?"
Waiter: "I remember you."
I mean, a lone girl with a laptop is surely more memorable than some chick who orders a margarita at a Mexican restaurant, right? And sure, it ended up being three margaritas, but it's not like I did a table dance after the third one, jesus.