Friday, May 30, 2008

We finally have the penis working. I don't want to scare it.

Oh my gosh. Did that suck.

Luckily, we saw it with my friend J rather than the socially inept projectionist. It was open season comment-wise. It was such an affront to fans everywhere. They fucked up the characters, the dialogue was horrendous (not that it was ever brilliant to begin with, but they can pull off some great lines), the ENTIRE MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE was a clusterfuck of filler--what the bloody fuck was the point of Jennifer Hudson's character except as a prime example of shameless catering to a younger crowd?

And Carrie repeatedly slept with pearls on. 'nuff said.


SkylersDad said...

Hmmm, wonder why I kinda knew this was going to suck before it came out.

Perhaps the incessant hype?

Ellen Aim said...

For me, the hype had nothing to do with it. I was a huge fan of the series and they had to go WAY OUT OF THEIR WAY to fuck it up in the eyes of a fan.

Someone totally sharted this out and somehow expected fans to lap it up. I'm offended.

Veloute said...

I'm so glad I read this. I'm not even sure I will bother with it on DVD. I do not need it messed up.