Knowing I'm from Denton, everyone has been sending me this New York Times article on my little town. My sister and I agree a blow job was definitely involved some time during the writing of said article.
But Little D has a great music scene I don't even seem to know about! Must uh, go visit?
They do get a -5 for calling Denton "the next Austin," a tired phrase that will just never, ever be true.