Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Nice place. Come here often?

fuckfuckfuck.



I tried to post a review of Kontroll on BSL, but when I tried to submit it, it denied me and ATE my review. And I KNEW!!! just as I clicked on the little save button, I thought, "I REALLY should have copied and pasted that first." Oh well, next time.

I like the new format, though.

Anyway, this was a Hungarian film about the ticket inspectors in the Budapest subway system. Really impressive. Simple enough story, but the characters (including the subway) and the look really make it worth watching. Lots of great shots and moments. Has its darker side, for sure, not to mention a fairly vague ending (which is not annoying).

It keeps coming back to me and I enjoy it more as time passes. A good recommendation from my dad. It will merit more viewings, for sure.



Finished the first half of Prime Suspect (The Final Act, or Chapter, or whatever the hell it's called). God is it sucking.

Time to check the mail, maybe the mail faerie brought me Netfux. If the mail even made it here today...

Last time I saw Harry he was wearing a blue sweater and an idiotic expression. The sweater was new.

My ass ain't goin' nowhere.



So I had a drug test this morning with my airline (which I would so object to if I really cared at all). D left around 5:15 in the AM to get to work. I'm chugging a glass of water around 7:20am (you know, trying to make the forseeable future as easy as possible) when I catch a glimpse of my yard through the sunroom window. What I think is frosty precipitation on the window is a WHITE yard. Like the time I landed in DFW from Japan and I thought I was looking at whitish sky when the plane LANDED and I realized that was indeed the ground. (To this day I am so thrilled my parents made it to the airport to get my sorry ass and that we did NOT have to land in MEXICO, as the flight attendant later confided we almost had).

We here in this part of the country have a hard time making our brains see snow. It'll get there, we just need a minute.

So there is like, a lot of snow out. Like a lot. (Remember, I'm in Texas. This is not the same as a New Englander's "a lot.")

So I called D because after all, snow driving is not as bad as ice driving, though still something I'm hardly inclined to do. Ever. It was just starting when he left, apparently, and it took him TWO HOURS to get to work. (It usually takes 40 minutes). Hans' green little VW behind was about halfway down the driveway when he told me this, and now it looks odd that someone thought about leaving, got halfway down, and then pulled right the hell back in.

That's one drug test, officially re-scheduled for tomorrow morning. I've noticed, too,that my online chat help with my airline are perhaps the slowest typists on earth. And they seem to favor the less common spellings. Such as "tommorrow."

Mouchette is VERY delighted that I've parked myself in the chair for the morning. I practically have to beat him off if I don't want a cat in my lap.



And speaking of which, I saw on Netfux that Mouchette is finally out on DVD. It's a really uplifting (HA) Robert Bresson film from '67. I'd seen it at the Dobie a few days before picking up my kitten, who was the *runtiest* black kitten. When he was mis-sexed (what a word, should it be one), well, he became Mouchette! And I couldn't really take it back once he was getting his bath and revealed himself to be male...besides, "Mouche" is fairly androgynous, right?

I guess I should go close the garage and text someone at work to say, "Yeah right, bitches."

Monday, January 15, 2007

You know why I made you the lead, because your voice has no personality.

10:05

Babel winning the big award was kind of a surprise. Ok, so my predictions for the Oscars would be: Dreamgirls, Letters From Iwo Jima, Babel, The Departed and The Queen. Volver could make a surprise appearance.

I am so unexcited about all of these. I think I need to see Iwo Jima and The Departed, though. I adored The Queen, but I think the writer and actress are the best highlights.

9:45:

However much I can't STAND Sacha Baron Cohen, the bitch totally won me a surprise dinner cooked by my husband sometime this month. (The husband bet on Johnny Depp, who wasn't even there. Ouch).

And THEN my husband bet on Borat for best comedy, which is WEIRD, cause seriously, who didn't see Dreamgirls coming? But that's my choice of meat from Central Market, WON. (And really, like he's going to object to prime filet grilled outside).

9:22

My friend J has the audacity to call while Marty is picking up his Best Director. Jesus, the man has to take it where he can get it, it's not like the Academy Awards are going to be giving him one anytime soon. Stop calling me!

Bud, don't be mad.

9:05:



Warren Beatty picks up the Cecil B. DeMille award. Don't get me wrong, love the WB. Need to see more of his films. But seriously, the lemon-rosemary chicken was ready just as this was happening. Perfect timing. No matter how cool the recipient, don't tell me you're not all in the bathroom during this stuff.

Cute speech, though. Especially singling out his wife. Good call, my friend.

He makes me beat him with a riding crop and I let him. It's no wonder you're perverted. Look who your parents are.

8:55:

Awww!!! Alexandre Desplat won best score for The Painted Veil! At the Oscars you'd pick Hans Zimmer, cause, you know, it's Hans Zimmer. But I was rooting for this guy.

The FUCK is Jennifer Love Hewitt wearing? Why is she THERE? What a joke of a stain.



Ok, America Ferrara just won for Ugly Betty. That's it, gonna hafta watch.

I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another.

8:43:

Peter Morgan won screenplay for The Queen! How exciting! I forget I'm watching the GGs sometimes. I nearly wet the carpet in surprise. And he was giving an actual speech of interest and they made him cut it short! Or rather, he wasn't arrogant enough to keep talking.

You know, TiVO keeps trying to tape Ugly Betty for us. I guess I should let it. I'd never even heard of it til TiVO irritated me with its repeated suggestions. Beat out the Housewives and Weeds (which I keep meaning to bump up in The Queue).



Wooooooooohoooooooooo!!!

Ok, best foreign language film. I'm actually mostly glad because it means I won a 30 minute body rub. HAHA. My husband so mistakenly bet on Mel Gibson. Shah! As if!!

Don't try to play detective.

8:18:



"America held its breath?" Are you serious? No one holds their breath in the first season. You made Danny fall in love with Jordan over a twenty-minute time span, it's hardly the Daphne-Niles of its time. And anything involving Harriet makes me roll my eyes. Let's start making these ads a WEE BIT less self-important, shall we?

And Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a car ran her over. I always though Sex and the City did an AMAZING job of making her look presentable. Total butter face.

And far more importantly,



The adorable Bill Nighy wins!!! WOOHOO!! And followed immediately by...



WOOHOO! And I still say she's lookin' mighty foxy tonight. Can't find pics of her at the GG, of course. Who cares what she wins for, Elizabeth I or Prime Suspect, she's just awesome.

I am so glad that I got sober now so I can be hyper-conscious for this series of humiliations.

7:52:



I'm a little embarrassed. I guess I know who Emily Blunt is.



DUH, who didn't see this coming?? But so delighted. If I ever got in the same fucking category as this woman, I'd be safe in knowing I'm just there for the free booze.

On the bright side, it still means I was right.

7:40:



I'm sure you're a nice person, but I'm so glad you didn't win. Your character annoys the ever-living-fuck out of me on Studio 60. I have no idea who Emily Blunt is or what show she's on, but I'm sure her character is less annoying than yours.



Is looking so gorgeous tonight!! She's going to win everything, and rightly so.



YEAH, BABY!!!

He should win EVERY time, just based on the knowledge he'll give the best acceptance speech. Kiefer did look a tad bitter. Eat it, baby.

That feels nice... I mean it feels funny! You're married, aren't you?

7:10:



One award down. Best Supporting Actress. She blubbered but managed not to be Gweniff about it. Tolerably cute.

Can't really be too happy for anyone who beats out Cate, but it was a pretty damn good performance at least.

Then Justin Timberlake accepted an award for Prince (since he was presenting it) and pulled a little stunt he'll probably catch flak for tomorrow. It made me laugh, though.

Ray. If someone asks if you're a god, you say, "yes!"


Or in my case, when four black people turn around after Dreamgirls has finished and coo, "Did you just love it?" well, you say yes.

We were at the VIP opening for Arlington's Studio Movie Grill, all you can eat and drink. I'm glad I tried the fruit and cheese platter for FREE, cause the cheese was amazing but even I couldn't get it all on a measly five crackers. Two glasses of wine for me and a bucket o' beer for D. (Don't worry, it's fucking Miller Lite, there's no alcohol in that). And I was contemplating seeing 007 again, which they are opening, but it turned out they were only screening 4 things for the VIP night. Trust me, it was no contest and since I'm a Golden Globes/Oscar junkie, Dreamgirls needed to get knocked out sooner or later. Thank god it was free.

And don't worry, I totally bonded with my new friends over my lie (though I was curious what they thought of the whole Beyonce v. Jennifer "controversy") and they shared their third pitcher of margaritas with us. Having been consuming wine before this, I proceeded gently.

But jesus. I really thought it would be a guilty pleasure. I was drinking and I was bored off my ass. But I will say, to steal that NYTimes reviewer's line about The Vertical Hour, Jennifer Hudson did indeed MOP the damn stage with Beyonce's ass. Damn. But it still sucked, no two ways about it. And I'm starting to loathe Jamie Foxx. I just want to roll my eyes every damn time he's on the screen.

I finally started the last Prime Suspect last night, which I've been dreading. I adore Helen Mirren and the whole series, which is why I fail to see the need to make her an alcoholic. I'm not giving anything away there, it's in the preview and it's all too prevalent throughout. Almost done with the first installment. Tolerable...

But for now, it's time to wine it up and start up the pre-show Golden Globe spectacle. I printed out ballots for D and I for our guessing entertainment. But we don't make bets on these usually, just Oscars. Damn, we're too poor to make bets this time of year. (Especially since the bets usually involve him having to buy me the meat of my choice at Central Market, a trip to Dakota's...there are free ones, too. Like clean out your fucking car). We shall see.

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Grow up Heather, bulimia's so '87.

Much thanks to Michael for this:

Effect of Drugs and Alcohol on Spider Webs:



And now, your moment of bunny zen.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

What? Mixing it up? Shindou wouldn't do anything that goes against public order and morals! But licking with Mr. Yuki... ahhh! Oh, my sweet baby!

First of all, Alex told me this. How cute???

So Thursday we ended the evening with hot dogs off the street (eating at restaurants around 42nd while the plays are on is not the best of ideas unless you don't mind paying an arm and a leg). We went back home and I got to catch up with Drew and hopefully not bore D too terribly.

Friday we got up and Drew showed us around Columbia on the way to lunch. It's a really beautiful campus. I would be so intimidated if I went there. He said they had plenty of great scholarships but damn. I think undergrads are about $50,000 a year. He's getting his PhD (I presume in teaching/linguisitics--his masters was in linguistics) and so took us by the teachers' college. Post 9/11, guests currently need three forms of ID to get in. But the outside sure was nice! (This shot was near the teachers' college, I think it's right next to it, actually).



After Columbia, (oh my god, the LIBRARIES. Drool. Drew said they're packed solid on Friday and Saturday nights (!) and you have to reserve a table weeks in advance. Apparently NYU is the city/party school...) we strolled over to Tom's Restaurant to get a couple shots in front, as this was the exterior shot used in Seinfeld. (Obviously they nipped out "Tom's").



See, there's D in front! It was rainy that day.

We didn't eat there, the food is reported to be so-so, and why eat so-so when you're in NYC? Although strangely, we did have Mexican instead. Drew made sure about eight times that we wanted to eat it, being from TX and all. I assured him we have innumerable Tex-Mex chains of shit, but we appreciate good Tex-Mex/Mexican wherever it comes. And it was delicious. They gave me a bit of a lame margarita (Drew's was loaded!), but the food was just as good as anything here. It's true it wasn't really Tex-Mex (duh), but it wasn't true Mexican. I guess it was best described as New York Tex-Mex. (Which was GOOD, unlike Japanese Italian food...don't order Italian food in Japan).

After early afternoon margaritas, we hit the Metropolitan Museum of Art. We've all seen the exterior in about a billion movies, but I think this is the shot we all recognize:



The view outside really is gorgeous, especially on a drizzly day. Central Park is just outside. We mostly took our time in the enormous Egyptian exhibit. I'd been before and seen more of the museum, but it was a bit of a lazy day this time. Also, the day was getting late and we had to get back to the apartment to change before dinner. We did have time to walk around the area, however, which is considered the Upper East Side and has the most the expensive residences in Manhattan. (Think Charlotte's apartment on SATC). I wouldn't mind a place.

We had reservations at Les Halles. I didn't take any pictures, as I guess I was feeling a bit self-conscious at the moment at being a little too "touristy." Like someone who eats there strictly because the chef is a celebrity. (Me, on the other hand, I just like his smart-ass writing style, that's why I ate there).



We were seated amongst a very busy and loud restaurant. It's quite dark and quaint, however. But the sucky part was our dick waiter. It's true he was overworked--he had a shitload of tables--but it started when we were asked if we wanted about eight different kinds of water. They asked us like three different ways, and I wanted tap. Flat tap. I've never gone through that many questions about water. So apparently we're already "one of those" customers. And when I said I needed more time, smiling, the guy rolled his eyes at Drew and left!

I don't know if anyone overheard me lividly bitching (it was a loud place, I doubt it) or if he finally snapped somewhere in the back or someone finally just helped him out, but one of the managers took our order. D got peppercorn steak, Steak au poivre, Frites (the fries were good--great even--but Drew and D kept laughing at me when I told them how famous they were. Fries are fries. I guess I agree. But I mean, they were as good as fries can get!), I got Filet de Boeuf Béarnaise--Vel, I don't know what "bearnaise" is, but FUCK ME. I took HOURS to eat it because I didn't want it to end. And Drew got lamb: Cotes d'Agneau grillées au Romarin. Everyone loved their dish. Drew and D had dessert, I nibbled, but I had...for the first time ever...a digestif. Ever since my dad sent me a lengthy article on how wonderful they are for you after dinner--plus it just sounded so shi-shi and divine...I wish I had a few bottles of various digestifs at home...anyhoo, I got our cunt waiter to recommend one, since I was probably drunkenly toying with him at this point--and it is like light fire. It doesn't burn in the slightest, not like whisky or anything--very light. And firey. So nice.



I think dinner took around three hours, as it should. Ooh, and we had a $38 bottle of wine that was well worth its price. Australian Shiraz, I hate I didn't write it down. There was an incident the next night when I didn't refuse the wine and should have (it was watery, we finally complained and they took it back) and so then Drew got to select and he chose Merlot. I liked it ok, but it was barely better than the watery wine! The watery wine was BAD, but I think this was just Merlot being Merlot. It just doesn't have the body of Shiraz, Cabs or mmmmmmmmm, Zinfandel. (And in my defense, I have just never been served a bad wine! I know you can SAY no, but are you really supposed to?? Apparently. I feel sheepish.)



So anyway, dinner was FANTASTIC.

And hooray for me, as of today I was hired by the major airline and start February 5th. And because I start Feb 5th, that is also the day I start being able to fly for free, anywhere they fly. I mean sure, I have to memorize 200 city codes or whatever, but that's also however many places my sweet ass can fly.

Hellllooooooo Vermont!

And helllllllooo eating at Les Halles again! And seeing Black 47! Ok, I'm done. It's kind of a lame job, but after a year you're allowed to transfer within. Cha-ching! Fuck these shitty Dallas restaurants, my special occasions are all Les Halles. (I'm picking the waiter).

And most importantly, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALEX!!!!

Here is a very Kamikaze Girls Happy Birthday to you...so cheery! (Check the blue earmuff headphones!)



And then for the camp guilt in all of us (they had crap in the way of Mystic Pizza)...



I LOVE YOU!!

I knew the surgeon, so I had some idea of what the operation would look like.

As I mentioned in a previous post, last Thursday night saw D and I at The Music Box Theatre, watching The Vertical Hour.

(Be warned, minor spoilers here within; either way, I highly suggest reading the play if you do not have the means to go see it in New York City, where it is running through some time in April. The minor spoilers herein do not ruin the play--the beauty of it is all in the dialogue and the journey (jesus does that sound corny--journey? Process? Transformation? You get the idea.) that occurs by the end).



I was so tickled to get the tickets from Drew, I didn't really care if it was good. That would be cream. Hell, I wasn't even all that sure what it was about. I knew it was Broadway (not off or off-off, though I'd watch any damn one of 'em, in the event I actually lived there). I knew it was about a former war correspondent, all conflicted with her choices in life. And well, it is. But it has fantastic dialogue and everyone is wonderful. Mostly, it's these two:



And really, who doesn't know they're fabulous already? I understand people can be sumptuous and moving and whatnot onscreen and then wretched onstage. Bill Nighy is a very well established theatre actor, so it's hardly a mystery that he's mesmerizing here. One NY Times review I glimpsed, however, said he "mopped the stage with Julianne Moore," implying either she just can't keep up, isn't quite as awesome, or, perhaps that maybe Nighy was given too much room to take over.

This is so wrong, no matter the meaning.

Julianne Moore was delicious in what could have easily been an annoying role. It's true to some extent that there may be a little overshadowing. Nighy seems to emit faerie dust as he moves, but then again, that's very much in line with his character. I kneel and worship at the shrine of Julianne, but I admit to being transfixed by Nighy.

First of all, let's get the story. Moore does play a former war correspondent, Nadia. She was burned by love during the job by someone even more willing to give himself completely to the job, which she views as both heroic and painful since it also meant their relationship was nothing to him. She left the job and found a wonderful boyfriend, Philip, played by Andrew Scott. (Scott really held his own, no small feat. His role needed him to be charming and intelligent, with a small dose of wariness and misguided (?) suspicion, without being clingy or smallminded; he was more than believable as Nadia's choice for a desirable boyfriend--plus his delivery was wonderfully humorous when necessary).



And Nadia goes into academia. The opening scene involves herself and a student, Dan Bittner, who in the middle of their session, openly declares both his love for her and the psychological justification for why she probably loves him, too. She rips his psychology to shreds, claiming people only invoke Freud to make excuses. It sets the scene for what will be an intensely tumultous and emotional ride as she finally, later in the play, gets to voice all her confusion about her beliefs and wants. Especially for a feminist who loathes psychology, this would wear anyone out. She's clearly confused enough as it is (despite her confident assertiveness in every aspect of her life).

So the meat of the play begins when Philip brings Nadia home to meet his father, Oliver. First of all, he and his father don't entirely get along, though the frustrations are mostly from Philip's end. There's an odd mixture of resentment (Philip's parents had a less-than-amicable divorce, arising from the accidental death of one of the numerous women with whom Oliver was having an affair) and worship (Oliver is a highly regarded doctor, not to mention one charismatic motherfucker). So let the pyschological warfare begin. Is Oliver attempting to seduce Nadia or just subconsciously break the two of them up? Philip is prepared for both, and warns Nadia. Nadia finds this ridiculous (of course), but is intrigued by Oliver nonetheless.

She sets herself up for all the usual mindgames played between an American liberal (who staunchly defends her position that we were right to invade Iraq) and a rather passive though opinionated Brit, who quotes my subject line to her in retort. Nadia, as Oliver later puts it lovingly to Philip, "has issues." She goes around and around, defending herself and hating herself at the same time. She would be grotesquely self-righteous, but she accounts for that too, suggesting she's not any better than anyone who is lazy and ignorant to the world's troubles. Her speeches give the feel of an oft-spoken defense, as many Americans regularly find themselves doing. She's angry at the world and its laziness, at the war, at having to defend herself endlessly and vociferously. She explains her reasons for giving it all up, in an attempt at getting her private life "out of the way," and how her position in academia is not a glorified media-darling speaker.

The two characters get even more in-depth as the night wears on. Nadia and Philip retire to bed, though she knows the doctor will be up throughout the night and naturally, she seeks him out.



The beginning of the evening feels calculated, subconsciously or not, by Oliver, as he picks at her mind and questions her. It's a bizarre and vaguely weak attempt at seduction. It gradually dissolves, however, as both characters reveal truths they had either previously not realized or mostly, not cared to openly discuss. The play could easily be summed up as "a night's political conversation between two worldly and scarred people, one American and one British, aided profusely by alcohol." As Oliver says, "Five [am] is a good time for a Chardonnay."

There's a bit of a conflict when Philip rises to find that Nadia is not only not in bed beside him, but outside talking with his father. The resolution to this scene was far more interesting and not half as predictable as it would be in a movie. However, the talk Nadia has had with Philip's father change the way she views the son, mostly because she finally realizes things about herself. It's far more interesting in the play...it may be resolved with words, but the body language was what resonated with me.

And the play leaves us with Nadia back at the university, lambasting her student Terri's (Rutina Wesley) essay on the war in Iraq.



Wesley had only one scene, but she was remarkable and funny. In defending her position, she manages to explain how her boyfriend leaving her has caused her to re-think her place at the university altogether. But she's also offended that Nadia suggests she isn't separating her position on the war in Iraq from her personal troubles. (Plus she gets the line, "My boyfriend left me for a girl who looks like she eats shit with a dirty spoon!" Now I'm not sure what that even means, but goddamn it was funny).

And as their brief but intensely engaging argument ends, Nadia tells Terri that whatever she decides (as far as staying at the university), she'll be finishing out the term with a different professor. She looks out at the audience and announces she's going back to Iraq.



(And technically that photo is from the first scene, but the look is good. And no, I did NOT take these!! I merely stole them off the interweb).

If you are even minutely intrigued, I highly recommend this brief audio clip off NPR, with author David Hare. It has audio from the play! White hot! Listen! It also explains the play's title, which is a metaphor for the play itself. And this little blurb speaks far more eloquently of the play than I ever could. (I mean, duh, it's the author speaking of his own work).

And yeah, speaking of which, let's link to David Hare already. I mean, the actors do a fantastic job, but it would hardly be possible without the writer. I put a bunch more of his plays on my amazon wish list and a copy of The Vertical Hour is already on its way. (Sam Mendes seems to have helmed this well, as director, and the set design was remarkable; but if you've even gotten this far in my ranting, I'm shocked).

And I will try to write tomorrow about Les Halles, where we dined the night after. This is enough gushing for one post. But I did these two things one night after the other. January (and Drew) has been sooooo good to me.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Mr. Rabbitte, you've been collecting unemployment benefit for two years. Are you trying to tell me you can't get a job?

THIS IS AWESOME. Like...Japanese Mortal Kombat. But with young Japanese girls. In bikinis. With pies. On electronic "bulls." Thanks for this, dad!



And speaking of resorting to just about anything for money (though you KNOW there's no money involved, this is just "fun" or "cute" or something equally disturbing)...the job search doth continue. Our wee lab can stay open through next week now, it would seem. I find myself almost preferring this unstable job I love rather than taking a crap job NOW. But then my brain kicks in.

I have an interview tomorrow with a major airline (I won't tell you which one so when I get hired I can bitch about them and not worry about it biting me in the ass). It would be dealing with inbound calls for their customer benefits program. I hope I'm right in thinking it sounds fairly low on the hostile-o-meter. I mean, you always have bitches but I think this is more for Q&As. It pays a little less than what I make now but is in the range of the other things on the table. Plus, say it with me now, free flying. Space available, of course, but still. FREE FLYING. Gee, what's a huge expense that prevents me from travelling more than I'd like? Ah yes, the cost of FLYING. And in two years, my family would benefit as well (so, 99% of the people who read this). Right now it would be just myself and D.

That would start Feb 5th if I don't bunge the three hour interview tomorrow. She said the application was intense. I said the online one (which involved recalling TEN YEARS WORTH of addresses and employment) was harsh, she said watch out, baby. Watch out. Or something similar. And no, this is not the FBI I'm applying with, again, this is an airline. But yeah, I get it, I get it. As long as they only need my bloody type. I'm afraid I don't know my cats'.

Sadly, the wenches at the retail job I loathe and despise called me today and hired me. When asked when I could start, I said next Monday. You know, delay the nightmare. She said hey, that's our floorset, can you work that? So of course it's a little late for me to say, uh, fuck no. And anyone who knows what a floorset is knows the loathing. You're re-setting the entire look of the store, from the shelves and hardware, to all the crappy little outfits, to whether the hangers are wooden or plastic. It blows sweaty donkey balls the size of China. And then some. So I agreed, praying I'll have an alternate by that time. Aaaaaand it's a shift from 7pm to 3am, not that you go home automatically at 3am...you leave when you are done, and that ain't 3am.

God I hate these bitches. BIT. CHES.

The temp thing sounds vaguely promising, especially if you like your prospective employment to be merely a vague promise of something that won't make you feel like a moron. Like today. She offered me a temp thing through early Feb as a receptionist at an insurance agency. Only...uh...not only did they lose their admin person, the office manager left as well. So you won't actually have anyone, uh...training you. They do have another office manager now, but he's new, too. (She stressed that he's nice but demanding. I assume this is her way of both covering her ass and making sure she fills the position, all at once). I had to turn it down in view of tomorrow's interview (was that clause cute or awkward?), but at least this gives me hope for future positions.



Did I mention my loathing for the retail gig? And yes, beggars can't be choosers. Blahblahblah.

Monday, January 08, 2007

Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.



For anyone (like me) who has yet to see this, this is the planned Freedom Tower, taller than the original Towers and made of glass.

Awkward pause.

But it sure does look cool. They seem to think they can have it up by 2011---uh, good luck with that. Perhaps even cooler is the planned WTC train station (2009): (I guess they weren't going for subtly).



And as you can probably guess, I'm baaaaaaaaaack!

And what a nice little surprise, we left New York about twenty minutes late, which would have made things tight...then we circled the airport in Charlotte (our connection) for an hour due to turbulent winds and their use of only one runway. No problem, I thought. If there's only one runway, everything else is delayed as well. Duh. But of the two flights that did seem to make it out, the one to DFW was one of them. I should add that we were not on it at the time.

So we got to spend the night in Charlotte, NC. How exciting. I do like Charlotte, Veloute used to live there. But I really wasn't craving to go back on my own, and certainly not to spend $52 at the Quality Inn by the airport. Got into bed around midnight and caught their 4:30am shuttle to get back to the airport and get our 6:20am flight. Lots. Of. Fun. But really, it could have been so much worse. They were still having Weather (and way worse to come tonight) and lots of flights were cancelled altogether. Ours left right on time.

Way more importantly, New York City was a blast. We got in late Wednesday (10:30pm-ish, just in time before the buses stopped) and my good friend and former Tokyo flatmate Drew met us at the airport. He's currently getting his PhD from Columbia but has lived around NYC a large part of his life. He was really the best guide ever--he knew lots of details about nearly everything.

Drew had to work for a couple hours in the AM Thursday, so D and I started out at the base of the island, at Battery Park. We got to see the Statue (the free view) and watch street performers...the park and weather were gorgeous, even for being right on the water.



The Husband. We take in the view, drink coffee and people watch.



And people watching brings us to the calming notion that we are not the biggest dork tourists in New York City.



These guys were all over Battery Park. They creep me out. They are TALL. Like 10 feet. This is a PERSON dressed up, eerily moving around. Like a really creepy mime that doesn't walk.

After milling about, Drew met up with us, showed us around Wall Street...



(Drew & D)

Everything on Wall Street was insanely guarded. Large dogs, the works.

Then he took us up to Ground Zero. I'm not going to post pictures (we've all seen it), and it was disturbing to learn they are still finding bodies.

Anyhoo...We had noodles in Chinatown (favoring a restaurant called Hong Kong Station, in which Drew has yet to see a single white person). I had incredible noodles, the likes of which I've not had since living in Japan. And since Chinatown and Little Italy are right next to each other, we finished off with a couple cannoli. However fantastic, I still think the ones in Boston might win out. But they were still amazing. Damn, just eyeing all the restaurants lead me to believe that if I lived in New York City, it would be a long, long time before I got tired of Little Italy.



("What happens if you don't like duck?")



(Drew in Chinatown.)

And then as if the day wasn't good enough, in the evening we went here (just D and I, Drew's wedding present to us):



and I met Julianne Moore (I know what you're thinking! Twinkies!)



Ok, maybe not. And I realize I look goofy as shit and you can probably see me drooling, but I just had to post these. She was incredibly nice, even signing my copy of Boogie Nights (while I apologized for the "theatre faux pas" it surely was) in addition to the play bill (she and Bill Nighy signed it, it's very cool). Aaaaaaand...



Bill Nighy! As D put it, I'm a smitten kitten. I wasn't going to bother him, but he offered to take a picture! And he stopped and chatted, he was positively the sweetest man ever. He could melt anyone--I was already incredibly impressed by the performance and then in addition, he was just the classiest person.

I'll post more about the play later, it merits its own post.



And just in case you don't believe this was really New York City. (No, I did not buy one.)



The bears lived here in this building. (This is in Times Square and is, infact from Friday, but we're not concerned with sequence here at Wine When Drunk From a Mug).



And see, just to tie the subject line in, here is the building from Ghostbusters, where the big final scene takes place. (And I would have never even thought about it unless Drew had brought it up!) This was Saturday, while visiting Midtown and Central Park.



This cracked me up...seems to occur in the really rich neighborhoods. Hmmm...



And towards the end of Thursday (after lunch but before the play), here we are in Washington Square Park. Look! Behind us! The Empire State Building that we didn't visit!



Ok, time to make dinner. And for some strange reason I seem to be jonesing (no pun intended) for some Sex and the City. Even D says he wants to watch more of it now. Haha!

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

I don't want to go to breakfast with you, it's...dark out.



One last post before heading off to New York City. And it's STILL dark out. In our aim to take one car to the airport, I had to get up with D at 4:30 in the cunting morning to take him to work and then come back here for a 9am interview. I won't bother writing about the interview because it's at an old retail job I've worked at off and on for several years. Every time I think I'm out...yeah, you know the rest. Whatever. A job's a job and if I can know I have something waiting for me Monday morning, I think I'll enjoy NYC a whoooooole lot more. Not that I'm terribly worried about enjoying it.

Ah yes, and the end of January has turned into, "Uh, yeeeah...you might wanna call when you get back before you come in." You know, since the doors may be locked. This Friday is the end of a pay period and the next pay period is on shaky ground to say the least. Which is what everyone wants to hear. So today may indeed be my last day. Later, bastards.



But very much looking forward to NYC, we leave late this afternoon and get in before midnight. Drew actually lives in Manhattan; he's getting his PhD at Columbia so he lives close to the university. I'm still eating at Bourdain's Les Halles, unemployment be damned. (Though to be honest, Cinema Mark and I agree No Reservations is somewhat lacking. The voice-over is terribly forced; the best bits are on-camera and usually when he's eating or discussing the food itself. I get that it's a travel channel and that's neat, but there's something about Anthony Bourdain talking about The Troubles I find a wee bit pretentious. Anyhoo. Doesn't mean his restaurant won't be faboo). And tomorrow night will have us seated quite close as we watch Julianne Moore in The Vertical Hour. VERY excited.



So sure she'll be off that night or something, so I'm trying not to get too excited. At that price you're damn right I want Margo Channing and not some Eve Harrington understudy. (Not that I paid; these are Drew's wedding gift to us since he was forced to pull out of the wedding and of being a bridesmaid at the last minute due to the pricks who run his program at Columbia).

Drew also warned us that we might want earplugs. He loves his neighborhood, it's very friendly. But it's Latino and the volume has no equal. I bet I can take it.

I'm also still betting I find NYC more daunting than Tokyo. I know one has 8 million and one has 30 million, but somehow 8 million Americans are way scarier than 30 million Japanese. We shall see. I am definitely looking forward to it, I have not been since 1998. And as best as I can tell, I wasn't all that concerned about money back in 1998. I recall riding the ferry out to Ellis Island AND going up in the Empire State Building, both of which are hideously expensive. I went with Jean Fitzgerald (aka The Temple of Doom at the wedding!), and I'm pretty sure I didn't let her pay for everything! But a trip up in Empire St Bldg? How about $18 a pop? As my dad pointed out, perhaps they raised the price once they became the tallest building in NYC again. Ouch. So yeah, gonna give that a miss. And some route we'll be taking at some point passes right by the Statue of Liberty, so we can check that off as well.

And my favorite New York band, Black 47, takes off the beginning of the year! Figures. Oh well, next time.

I don't anticipate being able to blog over the weekend, so I'll be back Monday at some point! I'm sure I'll have lots of pictures, just no lab to print them in! (sniff!)