Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second.

Marion Cotillard: very foxy indeed. "White fish dress" could have been such a cock-up, but I think she pulled it off.

Amy Adams wins for Most Ridiculous Purse ever (TINY TINY gold mesh thing she reluctantly admitted did not contain a single thing). But she's very cute and always looks to be on the edge of neurotic, so I quite like her. We also watched the video for Happy Working Song, which makes me sad I have not yet seen Enchanted.



And Viggo, Viggo, Viggo. I will be the first to admit you need the beard. I have a thing for beards and you really pull it off. But my god, man, some maintenance would be...well, a good idea.