Lol, we actually just watched the episode of Planet Earth Dooce was mentioning--you know. The one about "bat poo." I have seen this mountain--this 300 foot tall mountain--of guano. And that was fine. Really.
It was when they showed the all cockroaches eating it. It put Creepshow to fucking shame. All D and I could think about was that some poor fucker had to film it. It made me shudder to my very core.
We had been having a debate as we watched, about which would you rather do--spelunking and scuba diving in the cave water (totally scary shit) or mountain climbing Everest-style? I went for mountain climbing. D went for spelunking until the cockroach thing and then he seriously reconsidered.