Monday, March 24, 2008

I don't think he's gonna apologize.

You know that scene in Thelma & Louise when they have the trucker pull over and blow his shit up? Did you know I can make a cosmopolitan in the time from when they decide to pull off the road and when he actually struts on over from his truck? I'm that good.

Plus since I leave for Japan tomorrow, I didn't want you to have to read, "I used to fuck guys like you in prison," all week.


SkylersDad said...

Many thanks for moving that shitty Patrick Swayze down the list a bit!

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Have a great time!


Veloute said...

Ooh! That was yesterday! Have a great time!!

Triana said...

OMG! You forgot to pack me again!

Ellen Aim said...

SD: lol! What did the Swayze ever do to you??

CR: Thanks! And right on!

Vel: (in best Butters voice): Very much so, thank you.

And hell yes. Must kidnap you along asap.

Tri: fuck! you must come too. '09 looking open!