You know that scene in Thelma & Louise when they have the trucker pull over and blow his shit up? Did you know I can make a cosmopolitan in the time from when they decide to pull off the road and when he actually struts on over from his truck? I'm that good.
Plus since I leave for Japan tomorrow, I didn't want you to have to read, "I used to fuck guys like you in prison," all week.
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Many thanks for moving that shitty Patrick Swayze down the list a bit!
Have a great time!
AND SWAYZE RULES
Ooh! That was yesterday! Have a great time!!
OMG! You forgot to pack me again!
SD: lol! What did the Swayze ever do to you??
CR: Thanks! And right on!
Vel: (in best Butters voice): Very much so, thank you.
And hell yes. Must kidnap you along asap.
Tri: fuck! you must come too. '09 looking open!
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