The biggest cock tease of all time:
This is like getting a "save the date" wedding invite. It's not even the actual invite. (Well, that and this is something I'd actually like to go to. Except for your wedding, Emily.) It's such a placeholder it's barely even a teaser.
And now I have to work very hard to pretend I did not just see a credit for "Winona Ryder." Fuck.
I won't bore you with the trailer, but there's a movie coming out called Midnight Meat Train. And it's not an eighth as great as that title. What a title. The potential. And no, it's not even that kind of movie. Just crappy Clive Barker barf.
I also found a trailer for Righteous Kill at...wait for it...worstpreviews.com. I won't post it here because yes, it sucked sweaty donkey balls. I shouldn't get my hopes up, nothing will ever be Heat. Le sigh.