Sunday, January 27, 2008

She's only a tease if what she does gets you hot.

The biggest cock tease of all time:

This is like getting a "save the date" wedding invite. It's not even the actual invite. (Well, that and this is something I'd actually like to go to. Except for your wedding, Emily.) It's such a placeholder it's barely even a teaser.

And now I have to work very hard to pretend I did not just see a credit for "Winona Ryder." Fuck.

I won't bore you with the trailer, but there's a movie coming out called Midnight Meat Train. And it's not an eighth as great as that title. What a title. The potential. And no, it's not even that kind of movie. Just crappy Clive Barker barf.

I also found a trailer for Righteous Kill at...wait for I won't post it here because yes, it sucked sweaty donkey balls. I shouldn't get my hopes up, nothing will ever be Heat. Le sigh.


Veloute said...

Biggest cock tease indeed.

SkylersDad said...

Oh Jesus tap-dancin-Christ! Already with fucking this movie up?

As a long fan of the series, and the books, I look for something that is close to realism. Welding rods in the year 22?? Come on, give us something a bit better than that!

Mob said...

Amusing trailer for Star Trek. Abrams loves to draw out his hype, doesn't he?

What, you don't buy Vinnie Jones as a raving psychotic killer in Midnight Meat Train?

PS: Quite possibly the gayest title to not actually be attached to a gay porn video.

Oh, and jinx, 'cause I actually posted the trailer for it myself this week, wierd timing, that...

Ellen Aim said...

Vel: I know, why bother at all? Oh right, they want people salivating for a whole year. Sheesh.

Skyler'sD: Right? I am actually a little afraid he's going to cock this up royally.

Mob: I think I'm starting to dread seeing the name "J.J. Abrams..."

MMT trailer could have been so much better, especially with that loaded gay porno title--who wouldn't go see that?