Thursday, September 06, 2007
Whoever told you you had a fat one, Lachance?
So D is happy to report that today, SEPTEMBER SIXTH...Albertsons has their Christmas shit out. Yes, truly. I know, it was that first snow on the ground we had the other day, it's like January is just around the corner.
So I was filling out this online application (not that I don't LOVE MY JOB), but I ran across this question. You have to pick the one best suited to you. I ask you: really?
1. I have provided general information to managers and staff via e-mail; and/or I have used Internet to retrieve information, news releases, updates and related information; and/or I have used a database to track information.
2. I have prepared a memo using WordPerfect; and/or I have prepared requests for purchase; and/or I have edited correspondence on the computer.
3. I have create tables on WordPerfect; and/or I have used Microsoft access to create a database; and/or I have created a desk guide using a variety of WordPerfect functions.
I mean, I HAVE, but does anyone really still have this program? I mean, on something other than their Commodore 64? What, are they trying to weed out the fifteen year olds?