You better take a GOOD LOOK, cause I'm gettin' two things: PISSED OFF AND CURIOUS.

See? This is the unfortunate Brad hair I mentioned. Also. I do think Angelina is a stunningly beautiful woman. HOWEVER.



It's her arms. The camera adds ten pounds? REALLY? She must look like the Crypt Keeper in real life.



Also, she kept striking this pose all night, including when she took the stage to announce. The winners promptly mocked her. And rightly so.

Also, those "ashes" I mentioned earlier?



I did not lie!