I'm reminiscing this right now.
Uh oh, what happened?
just reading all those goddamn LSAT "logic" questions has fried my eyes. Seriously, WORDS ARE BLURRING.Now I'm at Uno's but I don't know WHO I HAVE TO BLOW TO GET A GODDAMN PIZZA AROUND HERE.I might be stressed.
Deep breath, grab the waiter by his balls and gently inform him he will not make it through the rest of his shift if you don't get pizza and wine stat!
You're saying everything I'm thinking right now. It's a little eerie.
He took my $25 for a $23.53 tab and never brought me change. I bitched about it to one of my regular waitresses (I didn't want to be a cheapass, I was waiting around to leave a tip) and she said he thought the tab was settled. Srsly? At least when you're a shitty waiter apparently you know it.
For the record, the more stressed I get, the funnier that picture gets.
Maybe he was scared he wouldn't get a tip at all, so he was grabbign on to the little change there was? What an ass. I *hate* when they don't bring me my change. I don't care how small.I love that picture. I kinda want to print it up and hang it in my office, but I'd get in trouble for printing non work stuff.
"Hey! Did you print that here?" *eyes suspiciously*I know! I was half a second away from muttering something about "douchebag," to the waitress but luckily I caught myself.
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