Um. I feel real uncomfortable after watching Whoopi Goldberg do a commercial for FREQUENT AND UNEXPECTED WETNESS. O.o
I must be getting old, I just don't understand why they keep interviewing Miley Cyrus. Oh right, desperate for young viewers. Sigh.
Goddamn, Helen Mirren always looks stunning.
Yay, finally starting.
"Why does a prisoner drop the soap? 'Cause no one wants to do it alone!" SONG LYRIC WIN.
I secretly want to grow up to be one of those dancers on stage whose costume is nothing but tits, feathers, rhinestones and heels. Hmm, but ok, maybe not on ABC.