You're so suitable!

I haven't looked at my blog stats in ages, since let's face it, I haven't blogged much this past six months. But I found two very disturbing things, and it's a tie...I can't decide which is more fucked up.

A) someone out there is looking for a Cannibal Holocaust mug (depending on where they work I may actually be in favor of this)

B) more than one person is not only looking for, but has been directed to my blog in their quest for "Gretchen Carlson's titties."

Sigh.