I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ALEX!! What kind of birthday would it be without Maru?



I like the first video in 2009.

And check it out! The "official" music video for Nowhere Fast! This is basically a shitty trailer, but hey. It has a lot of crap B roll I'd never seen before. Needless to say, the stripper features prominently...



But damn. Getting to see that with you in the theater was such a high-ranking bucket list moment. Must do it again sometime.

And because no birthday is complete without a shame parade...



For the record, I still want Cece's bedroom wall in the beginning. You know, the "He...he never loved me!" wall. Meaning I probably need Kelly's lips phone to go with.

I'm pretty sure I post the same shit every year, but they are variations on the same shit, at least. Should have re-watched while I was home, ha ha! And you know, I have vivid memories of the last time we watched this, both of us laughing at the kid in this clip with the "You Are Always Alone" wall and for the life of me, I have no idea why. Booze?

And I held back, not posting the mesh-up of The Linguini Incident with the tune of Hungry Eyes video.

Needless to say, your present is gonna be late...just got back to town, you know! ;)