I'M not! I'M going to The Fourth World... it's sort of like heaven. Only better, because there aren't any Christians!

Well I really like the stage...it honestly looks drastically different tonight.





Um...interesting opening number...though the Anne Hathaway bit was cute. He at least had the charisma and energy to make it watchable!




Hugh Jackman said they have a 7 second delay, but if Rourke wins they switch to a 20 minute delay!

All right, best supporting actress! This is a really different approach they're doing--five actress introducing all the nominees? We'll be here til ONE AM...as long as they don't start handing them out in the balconies again, jeez that was weird...omfg, as Go Fug Yourself might say, Goldie Hawn's nipples seem to be headed for the open bar.

PENELOPE CRUZ!! SCORE ONE FOR ELLEN AIM!!