Thursday, December 04, 2008

Scared? Hell, no. I'm looking FORWARD to it. My only regret, Carol, is that the plan isn't more violent.

Yes, I'm pretty sure the hot bartender just saw me snap my fingers at my computer (a gay finger-snap, in case you need clarification) while he was collecting my pizza remnants.

For the record, one glass of wine is really more than enough, I don't care if your therapist's appointment is that night.

7 comments:

SkylersDad said...

I beg to differ, one glass/shot/bottle of anything is not enough.

Ellen Aim said...

But two is apparently how many it takes before I start talking/finger-snapping/commenting at my own computer. In public. Good times.

Ellen Aim said...

Not loudly, fyi.

Veloute said...

For loudly, you need to start on #3. And that's where the table dancing comes in.

Ellen Aim said...

Apparently! After #3 who can keep track anyway? ;)

Veloute said...

Yeah, after #2, it's all fair game.

Ellen Aim said...

But then I have to start keeping track of the places where I can't go back...