As the Congressman says, "you can teach them to type, but you can't teach them to grow tits."

Had my little massage this morning...very nice. I think my neck still needs more work, but it was very relaxing. I think that's probably a better thing to do in the evening or after work, but hey, whatever. They have a membership program I might really be into, but can't afford it just at the moment...but really great idea.

Watched part I of Empire Falls, a little miniseries with Ed Harris, Helen Hunt, Paul Newman, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Aidan Quinn...great cast, and it's pretty decent. It's not the most suspenseful or even compelling bit of TV, yet I am enjoying it. I think it may surprise me...it only has 2 parts anyway.

I tried to watch Angel A, a Luc Besson film that people seem to either loathe or adore. Alex said I wouldn't last ten minutes in, but I only lasted three--not because it sucked, though it really may have--but because it did that same annoying thing Paprika did--it only translated about 33% of the subtitles! He was talking about what a fantastic fuck he is, saying, "I don't mean to brag but..." and then it stopped translating! Wtf.

Wow. And that's really all I've got. Slow day.