Off imdb: Paris Hilton is calling on her fans to help her stay out of jail - by endorsing an online petition they can sign. The desperate socialite, who was sentenced to serve 45 days in jail last week after violating terms of her 2006 drink-driving arrest, has teamed up with a pal called Joshua to urge fans to help her. In a post on her MySpace blog, Hilton, who is also asking California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon her, writes, "My friend Joshua started this petition. Please help and sign it. I love you all!" The petition, which is addressed to Schwarzenegger, claims "the American public who support Paris are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that drunk driving is wrong. She provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives. If the late former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well." Hilton is due to start serving time by June 5 if her appeal fails, after being sentenced at a hearing at Los Angeles Superior Court on Friday.
What. The. Fuck.
I'll be chilling some champagne on June 5th.
And I include this photo because it made me think of her South Park Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset episode and it made me laugh.
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I'm *really* hoping she doesn't show on June 5th so the sentence goes up to 90 days.
That would be hysterical; fingers crossed.
Yes, she needs to be off the streets and out of the media PLEASE. I am media deprived over here and STILL I see waaaay too much of this chick.
June 5th, champagne it is.
I'm off to sign the petition to have her cannonized...what d'ya mean it doesn't involve firing her from a cannon directly into a brick wall?
I love Paris so much.
I 'tagged' you over at the blog, BTW, it might be something you'd enjoy doing.
swing bitch, swing..
oops, i mean poor baby
Vel: I'm still shocked you live in VERMONT and manage to hear about this dumb bitch.
Mob: omg, I'd pay money for that show. and I'm on that tag thing.
blanco: I bet they have fights over who gets to make her be their bitch.
People magazine is omnipresent. I can't buy groceries without seeing the latest flooze or BradJenalina. Oh, or important stuff like mutant cows with high IQs being born to a mother of quintuplets who says god talks to him. Also can't forget Sprittney Lohan or Windsay Bears. Or whatever.
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